The clip The governor from Blazing Saddles (1974) with Harvey Korman
We've got to do something at once!
Governor, may I disturb you for a moment, sir?
If you will just sign this, governor. Right here.
Yes, what the hell is it?
Well, under the provisions of this bill...
...we would snatch 200,000 acres of Indian territory...
...which we have deemed unsafe for their use at this time.
They're such children.
200,000 acres! 200,000 acres!
What will it cost, man? What will it cost?
A box of these.
Are you crazy? They'll never go for it, and then again they might.
The little red devils, they love toys. May I try one?
These things are defective.
Right as usual, sir.
Just sign this, sir. Right here.
Okay, give us a hand here.
Work, work, work.
Hello, boys, have a good night's rest? I missed you.
Just one more bill for you to sign, sir.
What is this?
This is the bill that will convert the State Hospital for the Insane...
...into the William J. Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane.
...this bill will be a giant step forward...
...in the treatment of the insane gambler.
Yes, bravo! Beautiful.
Thank you, Hedy. Thank you.
It's not Hedy. It's Hedley. Hedley Lamarr.
What the hell are you worried about?
This is 1874. You'll be able to sue her.
All right, help me in with this.
Just, ah, think of your secretary.
Ah, that was a very good suggestion.
The clip the-feral-kid-wants-to-go-with-max from Mad Max 2 (1981) with Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Get out, kid. Come on, get out of here. Go on, get out. Scat. Get out.
The clip failing-to-convince-max-to-stay from Mad Max 2 (1981) with Michael Preston, Mel Gibson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. I told you, he's leaving. What did I tell you? Look, he's leaving. Look, I don't have time for long speeches. I want you to drive the tanker. Sorry. We had a contract. I kept my part of the bargain. We'll make a new contract. I've got all I need here. You don't have a future. I could offer you that. Rebuild our lives. Max... ...buy a ticket for 2,000 miles. You have to come, sonny. This is where we're going. Paradise. Two thousand miles from here. Fresh water, plenty of sunshine. Nothing to do but breed. No, thanks. What is it with you, huh? What are you looking for? Come on, Max, everyone's looking for something. You happy out there, are you? Wandering? One day blurring into another? You're a scavenger, Max. You're a maggot. Do you know that? You're living off the corpse of the old world. Tell me your story. Come on, tell me your story. What burned you out? Kill one man too many? See too many people die? Lose some family? Oh, so that's it. You lost some family. That make you something special, does it? Listen to me.