The clip figuring out the next move Part 2 from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Romany Malco, Steve Carell
What's up, dawg? What happened? How was the date with Trish?
It was a disaster. Really?
Yes. I've never been more embarrassed in my life.
Couldn't get the condoms to work.
And one of them exploded on my balls.
And then her kid walked in the room.
Wait. Hold up.
She was hiding the kid from you, dawg?
You know what, it doesn't matter...
because it was going downhill straight from there.
Listen, you don't want no baby-daddy drama.
Trust me on this one, all right?
For all you know, he in prison right now.
Let's say y'all living together.
Next thing you know, you the one going on the 1st and the 15th...
to pick up the government check.
What if he got boys that's on the outside...
and they stalking you?
You see what I'm saying? You got to think, partner...
What the fuck are you talking about?
Here's what you do. You tell her you're a virgin.
You test her with this shit, okay?
Here, tell me. Tell me. This is how it's gonna go. Tell me.
I'm a virgin. Sweet.
I like that because you don't have Chlamydia.
And I know that, and that shit is everywhere.
What if she laughs at me, though?
Then you punch her in the fucking head if she laughs.
I'm not going to punch her in the head. She's really sweet.
No. I mean, you punch her in her fucking head emotionally.
She's different. She's someone I felt like I had...
a connection with.
All you trying to do right now is bust off this first night.
You got a whole lot of semen back up in you.
I am going to tell her.
You should totally tell her, man. I'm going to.
'Cause I watched this movie called Liar Liar...
and the message was, "Don't lie. "
And that was a smart movie.
Yeah, that's the right thing. Yeah.
Really? All your girlfriends wanted to have sex with virgins, too?