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The clip finally asking Trish out from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Romany Malco, Seth Rogen

What? Ain't nobody hired no damn transvestite.
What are you talking about?
She was really nice, incidentally.
If that sister was a transvestite...
that was the Mona Lisa of transvestites.
You got a hummer from the tranny, didn't you?
You know, aren't we owed one now? 'Cause technically we paid her.
Get a dick, man.
Do you guys even like me?
Or is this some sort of cruel joke that you're all in on?
Because I'm not a freak. I'm a good person.
I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but...
I think that he's rocking the shit in this one.
Shut up, Dave!
Hold up. Let's just chill on the aggression for a minute.
Look at him. He is such a bad ass.
He looks just like Luke Wilson.
Mmm-hmm.
So you saying she was definitely a man?
Yes.
Okay, well, how do you know that she was a man?
Because her hands were as big as Andr� the Giant's.
And she had an Adam's apple as big as her balls.
So you have no proof.
You know what? Just leave me alone.
Just stay away from me. Or I'm gonna tell Paula...
that you're all stealing the recordable CDs.
Come on. That's like we were paid to do it.
We did this 'cause we're your friends...
and we didn't think you have the balls to do it yourself.
Really? Yeah.
Okay, watch this.
Yo, Andy, it's just CDs, man.
That's a third strike for me, dawg.
Hi.
Andy. Hi. Right, yeah.
You remember my name. I did.
How you doing? I'm great. I like your store.
That's good, yeah. If you have time, look around. It's...
Okay.
How's business been?
You know, it's coming along. I mean, it takes a while.
Do you want to go out sometime? Yes.
Yes, I would like that. That would be great.