The clip teenage crisis from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Catherine Keener, Steve Carell
I'm gonna start taking you back to church.
We are gonna start going to church.
Hello? You know what?
What the hell are you talking about?
Oh, my God, I cannot believe this. Thank God you're here.
Jesus Christ. Marla locked herself in the bathroom.
She wants to go to the family health clinic.
She wants birth control. But she's too young.
I want to have sex with my boyfriend! But I can't, Mom!
So, you want me to take her?
No, I don't want you to take her. Okay, all right.
I want her to keep it in her pants until she gets to college.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
"Keep it in my pants"?
Okay, you didn't keep it in your pants, Mom.
I know. I don't want you to make the same mistakes as me, Marla.
Mistakes? Okay, so I was a mistake then.
No, you're not a mistake. Your sister was the mistake.
Oh, my God!
Her older sister, I mean, she wasn't planned, you know what I mean?
Because I was such a... Oh, God, you wanna run away, don't you?
You and your boyfriend have sex all the time!
Oh, my God! Are you kidding?
We never have sex. Do we ever have sex?
No, we don't.
What? Yes, you do!
You're such a liar! Why do you lie to me?
I didn't hear anything after "a liar. "
What did she say after "a liar"? She sounds like a tea kettle.
Maybe I should take her. No, I don't think so.
You know, a little information never hurt anybody.