The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005): Delivering Porn

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Uploaded on November 27, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip delivering porn from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Paul Rudd, Steve Carell

Can I come in? Yeah.
Sweet video game chair.
So what's in the box?
It's my personal collection of erotica.
I want to give it to you.
I think there might be a few tapes in there that just might open up...
Pandora's box of love.
Okay.
Amy and I, we used to watch Harry Twatter...
and we'd put it on the television...
and then act it out as it was going on...
and it was...
She's adorable.
Fucking bitch.
Well, you know, this is really gracious and kind...
and generous and everything.
But I just don't want a big box of porn in my apartment.
There's some really great stuff in here.
Really great movies in here, man.
Hey, did you ever see School of Rock?
Yeah. Well, this is...
It's called School of...
You know...
That's nice. But it stars Jack Black Cock.
That makes sense.
Dude, here it is.
Boner Jams '03. It's a mixed tape I made.
All these great scenes that I was really into in the summer of 2003.
I think you'd really dig it. Yeah. Now I can see that.
This is...
Everybody Loves Raymond.
That's probably not supposed to be...
This is a good show. I just tape it sometimes.
Well, I don't think you understand something, Dave.
I don't want this stuff, okay? Because I don't do that, that much.
What, masturbate? Yeah.
Dude, I've jacked it twice since I've been here.
Are you kidding me? Why not? It's not a hobby of mine.
Well, then, that's the only hobby you don't have.
No, seriously, I just don't feel comfortable talking about...
You need to. You're wound up.
You're like one of these action figures...
all hermetically sealed in your box.
You gotta play with... Don't!
Don't take it out!
I'm sorry. You know what, it's just...
It loses its value if you take it out of its packaging.
I'm just saying, let it out. Give it some air, man. Play with it.

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