The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005): The Speed Dating's Aftermath

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The clip The speed dating's aftermath from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Seth Rogen, Romany Malco. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film.

You know what's a fun game? Huh?
You take three Excedrin PMs...
and you see if you could whack off before you fall asleep.
You always win is the best part about the game.
Are you Andy? Yeah.
Is this yours? Did you write this stuff?
My girlfriend, Jill, found your speed-dating card.
Yeah, right.
God, I've been looking for that speed-dating card.
Thank you so much for bringing it to me.
So, you actually wrote that one girl looked like...
she was "hurting for a squirting"?
Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Hurting for a squirting, I wrote that.
So you wrote "ho fo show. "
Yeah, I remember that girl. She was a ho.
Fo show.
Let me show you how this device works.
Right, I'm just looking for a cordless phone.
Yup, it's great. You can do anything, make video diaries...
Hey, Amy, how's it going? How you feeling? I'm great.
I feel fantastic since we broke up.
I feel awesome!
Can you just show me the department where there would be phones?
How have you been? What's been going on...
I bet... Hey, have you been doing a lot of this?
Sir, please, sir.
You are never gonna meet anybody...
with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch.
Who the fuck are you to put me on trial?
I've never even met you.
So why don't you back the shit off, all right?
And stop with the inquisition.
That's how you talk?
You know what, I don't have to answer to you.
You ain't my bitch.
Know what I saying?
So, shit, man. Fuck it.
You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.
I don't hang out with him. I work with him and that's it.
I tried to introduce him to a few nice people...
he made a fool of himself.
I don't mess with him, baby. That's not me.
You should keep your ho on a leash.
Bro, I can't let you... Hey.
I can't let you be talking to my woman like that, dawg.
Know what I'm saying? Bitch is running wild, man.

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