The clip hunting for girls from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Steve Carell, Seth Rogen
Cal, what do you think? Is this too yellow?
What's Curious George like in real life?
Come on, man.
Wow, this is pretty crowded.
Yeah. Well, it's $9 beer night.
Okay, look now.
So, this is what's about to happen, all right?
You about to go run down some drunk chicks, all right?
And don't confuse that with tipsy. We talking about drunk.
I want vomit in the hair, bruised-up knees.
A broken heel is a plus.
That's what you want to find, okay?
No, Dave already told me I didn't have to have sex tonight.
And now he's gone, so...
Dude, just stop thinking for a minute, all right?
You ain't got to think on this one.
All you got to do is use your instinct.
How do you think a lion knows to tackle a gazelle? It's written.
It's a code written in his DNA
It says, "Tackle the gazelle. " Okay.
And believe it or not, in every man, there's a code written that says:
"Tackle drunk bitches. " No.
You know what, I don't feel comfortable...
hitting on drunk "bitches," you know.
I don't think that's right.
Okay, hold up.
First of all, you making it out to be some kind of bad thing.
I didn't use bitches in a derogatory sense. You did.
It just does... This doesn't feel right.
Of course it don't feel right. What has felt right for you didn't work.
You need to try some wrong, dawg.
Okay, how do I tell which ones are drunk?
So we just decided because this is my last night as a free woman...
before I marry Dan, that we would just wig out.
We're wigging out!
You guys are hilarious.
Wait a minute.
Yes, Mr. President. Yes, the erection results are in.
Hey, guys, look, it's Dr. Zeus' penis.
I really mean this.
Hey, everybody, who wants penis cake?
The clip christmas-tree-attack-1 from Gremlins (1984) with Zach Galligan. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Neat! Are you all right? I think so.
The clip wheres-your-car-duude from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Steve Buscemi. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Where is your car? Who's got your undies, Walter? Where's your car, Dude? You don't know, Walter? It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it. You fuckin' know it's been stolen. Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. Oh, fuck it. Where you goin', Dude? I'm goin' home, Donny. Phone's ringing, Dude. Thank you, Donny. Green. Some, brown or... Rust coloration. And was there anything of value in the car? ...a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a... my briefcase. In the briefcase? .. papers. You know just papers. You know, my papers. Business papers. And what do you do, Sir? I'm unemployed. My rug was also stolen. Your rug was in the car? No, here.