The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005): Monday

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The clip monday from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Steve Carell, Romany Malco

Good morning. Hey.
Good...
The clip monday from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Steve Carell, Romany Malco

Good morning. Hey.
Good morning, Paula. Andy.
Excuse me. I have a question.
What is the difference between Hi8 and Digital video tapes?
I'm not a salesman, so, I could probably...
Welcome to Smart Tech. How can I be of service to you?
Well, I was just wondering...
what is the difference between these?
Well, if I'm photographing someone as fine as yourself...
I'd probably go Digital.
# Hey, don't worry I've been lied to ##
My God. Sorry I'm late, man. No problem.
Oh, man.
I had a weekend. Yeah?
We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know...
and we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to this show.
Everyone's, "You gotta check out one of these shows. "
And, you know, it's a woman fucking a horse.
We get there, and, you know, we think it's gonna be awesome...
and it is not as cool as it sounds like it would be, man.
It's kind of gross. Yeah.
You think, "A woman fucking a horse"...
and you get there and it's...
a woman fucking a horse. Yeah.
It was really giving it to her.
And you know what...
to be honest, I felt bad for her. We all just felt bad for her.
Yeah. Kind of felt bad for the horse.
Wow, that's something. So what did you get up to?
You know, I just kind of hung out. I was...
God, Friday, when I went home...
I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich.
And I was just obsessing about it and I was like:
"Man, I'm gonna make one of those. "
So Saturday I went out and I got, like, a dozen eggs...
and I boiled them all and then I just...
I spent, I don't know, probably three hours...
like, three-and-a-half hours making...
you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika...
and, you know, all the accoutrement.
And then, by the time I was done...
I just really didn't feel like eating it.
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