Uploaded on November 19, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip Guy's poker night Part 2 from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Steve Carell, Paul Rudd

And you feel it and...
it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
Bag of sand?
You know what I mean. Why don't we just play?
Why don't you just deal the cards?
What are you talking about?
Have you ever felt a breast before, man?
Yes.
Dude, are you gay? No, I'm not gay.
I've been with tons of women.
I touched a guy's balls at Hebrew school once.
Dude, it's not a big deal. You like to fuck guys.
I'm cool. I got friends who fuck guys, in jail.
No, I'm not gay.
No, I've borked a lot of women in my day.
You've "borked"?
Hold up. Yo, answer this question:
Are you a virgin?
Are you a virgin?
Yeah, not since I was 10.
It all makes sense. You're a virgin.
I am... Shut up. How does that happen?
He's a fucking virgin.
I knew it. That makes so much sense, man. Look, he's a virgin.
You guys are hilarious. All right, come on, don't be mean.
I'm not being mean. I'm trying to help the partner out.
I'm trying to say I wanna get you laid, dude.
I understand what's going on.
You guys are so up your asses.
From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm getting you some pussy.

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