The clip Andy Confesses from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Nancy Carell, Steve Carell
He really does.
Now, there are ways of having sex without intercourse.
Let's see, there are things like body rubbing or dry humping.
You could dry hump.
There is masturbation. Masturbation. Play with yourself.
Mutual masturbation. Play with a friend.
Deep kissing. There is erotic massage.
That sounds like it would be nice.
Oral sex play. Sounds like my Friday night.
Shut up, Seth. We went to temple.
Okay, are there any virgins here...
who are thinking about having sex for the first time?
Wait. So you're a virgin?
I'd tap that. Oh, yeah, you'd "tap that"?
Seth, what, you think you're cool with your little Jew fro?
We don't say, "tap that. " What are you talking about, Seth?
You know what, I'm a virgin, too.
We're virgins, too. Yeah.
No, you know what, it's a personal choice...
and I don't think it's weird at all.
You know what your problem is?
You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.
That's the second time I've heard that.
What is the "pussy on a pedestal" thing?
Okay, I can't listen to anymore of this, 'cause it's making me sick.
You can get this information on your website, right?
Yes. Thanks. Nice meeting everybody.
Any other questions?
Do you have any extra-large condoms?
Seth, you got a tiny penis.
So, I made that all up to help you out.
No, you didn't.
But thank you for doing that.
The clip 6-bags from 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) with Tyrese Gibson, Eva Mendes. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Get the gun. It's over, Carter. You okay? Yeah! I'm great. We got him, man. We got him. Let's get out of here. Go, go. That ought to do it. So, there were three bags total? The three from the boat? So we're good, right? Our records are clean? You held up your end. Your records are clean. So maybe there were six bags. I guess we can call it even. Agent Dunn?
The clip 6-bags-part-2 from 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) with Tyrese Gibson, Paul Walker. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. We found some more evidence. Let's take it inside. Don't drop the soap, big homey. I hope you know when he gets out, he's going to kill your ass. He ain't getting out. I'll see you soon. You think he's going to get out? He'll be out. Not for real. You think he's getting out? We took care of your decoys. They're free and clear. There's a sedan out on the road for you. Try to bring it back in one piece. Thanks a lot, Bilkins. You're all right. Thanks for looking out. Do you trust me now? You're all right. Sorry. Nice working with you, O'Conner. Same here. I might have to stay here in Miami, and keep you out of trouble, bruh. You know what I'm talking about. You're going to kick it in Miami?