Uploaded on November 12, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip Andy Confesses from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Nancy Carell, Steve Carell

He really does.
Now, there are ways of having sex without intercourse.
Let's see, there are things like body rubbing or dry humping.
You could dry hump.
There is masturbation. Masturbation. Play with yourself.
Mutual masturbation. Play with a friend.
Deep kissing. There is erotic massage.
That sounds like it would be nice.
Oral sex play. Sounds like my Friday night.
Shut up, Seth. We went to temple.
Okay, are there any virgins here...
who are thinking about having sex for the first time?
Oh.
Wait. So you're a virgin?
I'd tap that. Oh, yeah, you'd "tap that"?
Seth, what, you think you're cool with your little Jew fro?
We don't say, "tap that. " What are you talking about, Seth?
You know what, I'm a virgin, too.
That's...
We're virgins, too. Yeah.
No, you know what, it's a personal choice...
and I don't think it's weird at all.
You know what your problem is?
You're putting the pussy on a pedestal.
That's the second time I've heard that.
What is the "pussy on a pedestal" thing?
Okay, I can't listen to anymore of this, 'cause it's making me sick.
So, bye.
You can get this information on your website, right?
Yes. Thanks. Nice meeting everybody.
Any other questions?
Do you have any extra-large condoms?
Seth, you got a tiny penis.
So, I made that all up to help you out.
No, you didn't.
But thank you for doing that.

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