The clip Drunk Andy from The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005) with Romany Malco, Gerry Bednob. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film.
you know his foot gonna be bigger than this.
If that baby looks Pakistani, don't fucking look at me, okay?
I wouldn't mind. You got good genes. How old are you? What, 138?
When your son is born, is he already in parole?
I need some poon.
You guys were so right, right from the beginning.
I need genital to genital connection and that's all I need.
You know, the thing about relationships is that they...
make one person go...
And the other person go, "What are you talking about?"
And then one person goes...
How much have you had to drink, man?
How much have I had to drink? How many pots have you smoken?
What are you talking about?
How many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life?
Let me ask you that.
You know what, you don't have an answer for that, do you?
Fuck you, man! I'm sorry.
No, you're such a good guy, and I appreciate you.
What's up, baby, I didn't know you had came already.
Man, you know what, tonight is the night.
You know what, you were totally right and I was wrong.
You were right all along. You cannot have a relationship...
with somebody until...
you have sex and that's the long...
That's the long and short of it.
So, thank you. That's good.
And now I have to go hunt for some hos.
He going to be all right? No, I don't think he is.