Amazon Women on the Moon (1987): Roast Your Loved One Part II

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The clip Roast Your Loved One part II from Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) with Rip Taylor

?  Thank you. H...
The clip Roast Your Loved One part II from Amazon Women on the Moon (1987) with Rip Taylor

?  Thank you. Harvey, keep it down!
[Laughter]
Today, ladies and gentlemen, we're here to pay homage to the late Harvey Potemkin...
Peshtabil... Poshbulv... whatever.
Who cares? Does it matter now?  No, no.
And if Harvey were alive today, he'd be a very sick man.
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We had... I'm sorry to make this announcement. We had two disappointments tonight...
Milton Berle could not make it and Rip Taylor could.
Ladies and gentlemen, Rip Taylor. All right.
?  [Applause]
? [Ends]
Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you so much, Steve.
Charlie said, "Harvey, keep it down. " Thank you.
Oh, well, there goes that act.
The president couldn't be here, Harvey, so he sent a wire.
[Laughter]
Tell 'em. It's a... Never mind.
What's this, an audience or a funeral? Now, pay attention, please.
But I'm a little nervous because Harvey was a personal friend of mine,
and there's not a person in this room that Harvey Pitnik did not touch.
I must say, he touched me for 40 bucks and Steve for 20.
Folks, I don't dance. This is it, you see.
But I do feel for his widow, Bernice. That was a romantic marriage.
She learned everything about sex from a manual.
The "Manuel" was their gardener.
[Laughing] I'm sorry. I better wrap it up now, folks.
'Cause you know the old axiom in show business... "get off quick. "
Like Harvey on his wedding night.
Could you die? I gotta go. Good-bye. Thank you so much.
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Thank you folks. I'm thrilled to be here tonight to pay tribute...
to the late Harvey Pitnik.
But enough about Harvey.
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