Mister Lonely (2007): Convincing the Nuns to Jump

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The clip convincing the nuns to jump from Mister Lonely (2007)

Sisters, I know this might sound ridiculous,
but the Lord wants to test us.
The Lord wants us to jump out of an aeroplane,
without a parachute!
He wants to see us fly.
He wants to see us dance through the sky and do tricks,
show the world there are miracles, there are miracles to happen to everybody.
If you're pure enough,
if you believe enough,
Sisters, believe me,
you will fly.
We here in the broken nation are tired and bruised.
We have been left here alone with nothing.
We have been abandoned.
We are like vomit in the street outside of a seedy bar.
We have been relegated to the bottom of the barrel
and all our senses of understanding and love seem gone forever.
In order to survive here, we have to become like animals...
and we have to fore go all sense of civility and understanding.
How is it possible that a nun can fly?
How is it possible that she falls out of a plane and lands unscathed?
But who are we... who are we to scoff at such things?
Who are we to doubt such miracles?
Alas, we are but tramps in the gutter,
here in the broken nation.
But a little faith can take us a long, long way.

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