The clip Other Characters' First Day In College from Pledge This! (2006) with William Heins, Kerri Kenney
It's so good.
Hi. What are you doing here?
Oh, hey, Gloria.
How are you? Nice to see you.
How are you doing?
What is this?
Well, I ran into Gloria's mom a while back, and she mentioned...
she was coming to South Beach, so I made a few phone calls...
and we arranged for you two to live together.
Wow, thanks, dad.
Full of surprises.
Well, I know what good friends you two are.
Like, in the ninth grade.
You two get reacquainted...
I'll go get the rest of the bags, okay?
I'll be right back.
Are you sure this is what you really want?
I don't understand why you have to live in the dorms...
when we live in Coral Gables.
Oh, you don't understand.
'Cause I don't understand why you had to park your car...
in someone else's garage.
And by car, I mean cock.
Mommy, what's a-
It's a rooster, honey.
Kathy, what do you want me to say?
I keep telling you I'm sorry.
Yeah, you're sorry all right- a sorry excuse for a husband.
Kids, mommy's going away to college.
And you know why?
Daddy decided to sleep with some little tramp from his office!
Well, see you Thanksgiving.
Bye. Love you.
Hey, football, huh? Anybody up for a gangbang?
Kathy, Jesus Christ!
Baby Dick, I missed you so much.
Not as much as I missed you, my little English muffin.