The clip Looking For A Sorority from Pledge This! (2006)
It's just like when I used to live next to the methane plant.
Please step back. We just had a plumbing emergency...
causing the fat girl to go sky high.
Strangely we found a Dolce & Gabbana top...
stuffed down the pipes.
This stuff happens all the time.
There's nothing to see here.
School'll take care of all your bathroom needs.
Why does it smell like hot ass?
That would be the gas escaping.
So where are we gonna stay 'til it gets fixed?
School has arranged for housing vouchers.
I can't believe the school is only giving us _200 a month.
You can't even get a cardboard box for that.
What if we pool all our money?
Don't look at me, guys. I'm still saving up for ass implants.
There's nothing affordable unless you commute from the swamp.
What about a sorority?
Hey, great idea. A sorority.
That's like flypaper for horny guys.
If we all did it together, it'd be fun.
I don't know, Max.
I don't think I'm really down with the whole sorority thing.
Aren't sororities supposed to be about friendships and bonding?
We could at least check it out.
It's either that or a commute from the swamp.
There are so many temptations out there...
like drugs, alcohol, and boys.
I'd like to introduce you to a different kind of boy.
I think you're really gonna like him.
He's smart, he's funny, and he's really cool.
His name is Jesus, and he just wants to hang with you guys.
Welcome to Kappa!
Can I ask a question?
Was he circumcised?
I mean, he's a Jew, but he's a Christian.
What's the deal with that?
No, I, uh...
Very nice to meet you.
The clip having-a-plan from Love Actually (2003) with Bill Nighy, Liam Neeson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. You know I love Christmas, I always will My mind's made up, the way that I feel There's no beginning, there'll be no end Cos on Christmas you can depend Daniel. I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me. Well, girls love musicians, don't they? Uh-huh. Even the weird ones get girlfriends. That's right. Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl. Whatever. There's this big concert... at the end of term and Joanna's in it. I thought if I was in the band... and played superbly, she might fall in love with me. What do you think? I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar. Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. I don't play a musical instrument? Yes, sir. A tiny, insignificant detail. (Loud, repetitive snare hits)... (Sugababes: Too Lost In You) You look into my eyes I go out of my mind
The clip sarah-meets-with-her-brother from Love Actually (2003) with Emma Thompson, Emma Thompson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Have you been watching stuff on TV? Yeah. Every night. - Good. And every day. The nurses are trying to kill me. Nobody's trying to kill you, babe. Thank you. Don't do that, my darling. Thank you. Don't do that. (Dog barking in distance)