The clip Other Characters' First Day In College Part 2 from Pledge This! (2006)
This is my new boyfriend in training.
He's already progressed to week three.
And, ladies, he's my property, so hands and eyes off.
Well, you can look.
Now go and be a good boy, and go get my luggage.
It's been on the sidewalk for ten minutes.
Right away, princess.
Oh, and Baby D? Gamsie needs to go potty.
Hi there! I'm Kathy!
I'm your roommate!
Well, come here, you!
Oh, it is so good to meet you.
We are gonna be BFF, you and me.
Maxine. Nice to meet you.
Ooh, who's the hottie?
That's my daddy.
Dirty son of a bitch.
Hey, roomie, do you know where I could find some pot?
Meth? Lsd? Pcp? Crack rocks?
Well, looks like I'm gonna have to kick it old school.
Here, let me help you unpack.
No, not that bag!
Hey, good idea. Sugar buzz!