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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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The clip telling a story from Major Payne (1995) with Orlando Brown, Damon Wayans

What's the matter with you, boy?
They won't let me go on no black op. Th-They say I'm too little.
No one ever lets you do anything when you're too little.
Aw, phooey!
What about all those stories about the little people that do big things?
Like Little Red Riding Hood? Them three little pigs?
Spike Lee? Or them Little Rascals?
You ever hear the story about The Little Engine That Could?
Let me tell you that story.
Once upon a time,
deep, deep in the jungle,
there was a little engine that could.
He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line.
Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot!
This little engine's mission...
was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload...
over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion.
Needless to say,
there was plenty opposition.
You think that stopped the little engine that could?
No, siree, Bob. He just kept chuggin' along.
Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga.
Toot, toot!
Not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor,
and blood and snot was drippin' out his eye sockets.
You think that stopped the little engine that could?
Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin' along.
Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot!
It wasn't until...
Charlie rigged a bridge with plastic explosives...