A Dozen Jokes [HD]
The clip A rough first time from Coal Miner's Daughter (1980) with Tommy Lee Jones, Sissy Spacek
The stuff's cold. It froze between here and the damn restaurant.
You want a hot breakfast, you have to go with me.
I ain't havin' all them people lookin' at me, knowin' what we've been doin'.
Hell's bells, Loretta. Do you think this is something...
the rest of the world ain't caught on to yet?
They don't give a damn!
Baby, it's just a little rough the first time.
It didn't seem too rough on you. You better get used to it because...
I ain't gonna get used to you gettin' on me and sweatin' like an ol' pig!
You told Daddy you wouldn't hit me and look.
I'm sorry, Loretta, but you drove me to it!
The clip cock-insurance-part-2 from Once Upon a Time in America (1984) with Burt Young, Joe Pesci. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Cock insurance. Life is funnier than shit. But... ...be easy with the girl. I mean that. Be easy with the girl.
The clip toilet-intimacy from Once Upon a Time in America (1984) with Scott Schutzman Tiler, Julie Cohen. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Where are you going? Mama, don't get worked up. You got pots to clean. Peggeleh? I'll be right back, Ma. I gotta go to the can. Hi, Peggy. At least you could lock the door. Don't you like it? I've seen better. -You seen lots? -How many you seen? I'll tell you how many. None. Let me see yours. Looksies, no feelsies. Peggy. Peggy, I-- I-- I-- I want-- -You like it, don't you? -Not for free, I don't. You bring me a charlotte russe with whipped cream, then you can do anything you like. Tomorrow. I'll bring it to you tomorrow. -I'll bring it tomorrow. -Look, I don't give credit. I promise. I promise. You better stop squeezing me, or I'm gonna poop in my pants. Well, are you getting out?