Sgt. Bilko (1996): Major Thorn Exposed

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The clip Major Thorn Exposed from Sgt. Bilko (1996) with Phil Hartman, Richard Herd

Home run, sir!
Thank y...
The clip Major Thorn Exposed from Sgt. Bilko (1996) with Phil Hartman, Richard Herd

Home run, sir!
Thank you, Captain.
We'll rush this baby into production.
Thank you.
Jack, I thank you on behalf of a grateful nation.
I just can't wait to see what you fellas come up with next.
Wait! Wait. The demonstration was rigged.
Ah, do I see politics in your future, sir? Perhaps a run at the Oval Office?
I've never given that serious consideration.
Wait! General! He faked it!
Didn't you see the gun was aimed at target three, but blew up target four?
Yes, I did.
If you remember Einstein's theory, space is curved.
Yes.
And these are smart weapons.
Oh, cut the crap! He faked it. It's just one of his scams.
That's a serious charge. Colonel, what about this?
General, in all my years in the service...
...I have never, not once, publicly berated a fellow officer.
But I realise now that from the moment Major Thorn set foot on Fort Baxter...
...he engaged in a personal vendetta against Master Sergeant Bilko.
I find his conduct inexcusable, and will recommend an article 32 investigation.
I see.
You don't understand.
He doesn't know what's going on. This sergeant leads him around by the nose!
Major! You are the most insubordinate officer I have ever met.
I'm telling you, he's a boob! He doesn't get it! They faked the whole thing!
I'd like to see just one piece of evidence to support these idiotic allegations.
Idiotic, huh? How's this for evidence? The fire-control and super-elevator board.
I took it out last night, so how can it work?
So you deliberately sabotaged this project, Major?
I got it all on tape.
Lucky.
Whoo!
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