The clip Only You 2 from Sgt. Bilko (1996)
Can make this world seem right
Oh, thanks. Have you seen Ernie?
No, I haven't.
Will you hold this a second?
Excuse me. Have you guys seen Ernie?
I have three jacks and two sixes. What's that called again?
A full house.
What a cute name. A full house.
Is that good?
Yes, that means you win.
Oh, God, this is almost embarrassing.
What is that? Five in a row?
What a lovely watch. Now, let's see. We'll just shuffle.
Oops. Clumsy me.
OK. Cut? Thank you.
Sorry. All right. OK.
You are my destiny
Oh. You hear that song? It means I gotta go.
Gee, I feel bad. Can't I give some of this back?
No, that would be wrong, wouldn't it?
All right, well, I'll just take these IOUs...
...and the pink slip, and you can cash me out and I'll see you back at the base.
Good evening, sir.
Excuse us, Major.
Listen, I don't know why, but the colonel's decided to climb all over your sorry butt.