Mallrats (1995): Get the Contestants Stoned 2

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The clip get the contestants stoned 2 from Mallrats (1995) with Jeremy London, Jason Mewes

How much did yo...
The clip get the contestants stoned 2 from Mallrats (1995) with Jeremy London, Jason Mewes

How much did you smoke?
All it took was a fat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
How much do I owe you?
My treat.
As long as you promise, next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay. "
Snootchy bootchies.
Let's hope there is a next time.
All right, I'm ready.
You're never gonna believe who I just met.
What the hell happened to these two?
Power of the dark side.
Wait a minute, there's only two. There's supposed to be three. What happened to the third guy?
I never saw a third guy.
Who's this asshole?
What the hell happened to those guys?
They got lightheaded.
You got that right.
Oh, so what? They gonna cancel the show?
What do you care?
I'm supposed to be on it: Gill Hicks, suitor number 3.
We're gonna take their place. I'm T.S. Quint. This is Brodie Bruce.
Didn't Svening have you arrested?
Don't give him any shit!
Something's going on here. Where's Mr. Svening?
Mr. Svening has come down with a sudden case of diphtheria. What happened to those two?
Homeboys got a case of the mad munchies.
Rowdy Roddy, isn't this the guy Svening had arrested?
Yes, it is.
All right, Quint. I don't know how you got back here, but I'm alerting Mr. Svening.
We'll postpone the start until we figure this out.
You called down the thunder. Well, now you got it. Security!
Hey, Roddy.
What?
Jesus Christ, you knocked him out.
Now hit him!
Somebody call security? What happened to those two?
They got stoned and knocked this guy out. He needs medical attention.
That's not what
Ow!
Have this guy removed. This show's about to start.
Whatever.
Look, dude, no more shit. Just go out there and woo, and nobody gets hurt!
When Tricia shows up here with the videotape, get it to Silent Bob.
I'm on it. Wait a sec. Where is that tubby bitch?
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