Mallrats (1995): Meet Stan Lee

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The clip meet Stan lee from Mallrats (1995) with Jason Lee, Stan Lee

You, uh, looking at that couple insid...
The clip meet Stan lee from Mallrats (1995) with Jason Lee, Stan Lee

You, uh, looking at that couple inside?
Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.
Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.
They look happy, don't they?
What, the bras?
No, the couple. They look happy.
I guess, as far as couples go.
You know, it reminds me of an issue of Spiderman I did.
When Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy went lingerie shopping.
Of course, the Green Goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place.
But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.
Oh, my God!
Holy shit!
Aren't you-
Oh. Stan Lee. Hi.
What's up, boys? Youse guys on this show?
That's the rumor.
Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on TV...
I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two.
Yeah?
What if you fuck up? Your friends and family watchin'.
I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.
He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.
Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.
There's only one thing that could take off that edge.
Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on TV.
And what's that?
Snootchy bootchy noochies.
The Fantastic Four. Reed Richards. Can his whole body stretch?
Every part, like his-
I know what you mean.
We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.
I mean, what with the comic book code and all.
I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're responsible for the greats.
Let's do the list. Spiderman?
Guilty.
The Incredible Hulk?
'Fraid so.
Oh, man, this is so cool. The X-Men?
Now that you mention it.
Shit, man, you are a god!
Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh?
What's with that? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love.
I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, Brodie?
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