Mallrats (1995): Get the Contestants Stoned

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Uploaded on November 24, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip get the contestants stoned from Mallrats (1995) with Jason Mewes, Jeremy London

Dude, this looks like your mom.
I've been looking all over for you two.
We're hiding.
In a bookstore?
Last place anyone'd look for me and this tubby bitch.
I need your help.
You two up for getting stoned?
Look who you're asking.
You, uh, looking at that couple inside?
Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.
Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.
They look happy, don't they?
What, the bras?
No, the couple. They look happy.
I guess, as far as couples go.
You know, it reminds me of an issue of Spiderman I did.
When Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy went lingerie shopping.
Of course, the Green Goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place.
But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.
Oh, my God!
Holy shit!
Aren't you-
Oh. Stan Lee. Hi.
What's up, boys? Youse guys on this show?
That's the rumor.
Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on TV...
I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two.
Yeah?
What if you fuck up? Your friends and family watchin'.
I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.
He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.
Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.
There's only one thing that could take off that edge.
Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are staring at you on TV.
And what's that?
Snootchy bootchy noochies.
The Fantastic Four. Reed Richards. Can his whole body stretch?

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