Mallrats (1995): Ending Scene

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Uploaded on November 24, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip ending scene from Mallrats (1995) with Jason Lee, Jeremy London

Hey, you know, where you're going, they screw people in a very uncomfortable place.
Really?
Yeah.
Hey, hey! You can't strike a prisoner in police custody.
Come on. Just once?
All right, but make it fast.
Would you have gone on vacation with the winner?
Well, what do you think?
I don't know. I think you would have.
But I would have sent you a postcard.
What the hell is wrong with me?
So, if the tape was out of your reach, how the hell did you get it?
The Jedi mind trick. Holy shit! Motherfuckin' Yoda and shit.
Adventure. Excitement.
A Jedi craves not these things.
I know where you hide
I drive by there often
I spy on the surface
And make with your friends
Heaven is harsh
Fire unfaithful
Did you see that shit? Do you call that romance?
I call that illegal.
So-
So what?
Well, I was just wondering if you're not busy tomorrow night-
Yeah?
Would you like to come over to my house for dinner and meet my mother?
I can't guarantee you she's gonna like you-
It was just a warm-up. Aw, please, please, come on.
The show would always go smoother and be less racy.
The show was a piece of shit.
Unoriginal, uninspired. The only thing that saved it was this guy here.
Hi. I'm Bentley Garrison with the network. Me and Mason thought you were hysterical.
Hilarious. You got great presence, kid.

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