Mallrats (1995): the Tape Screaning Part 2

The clip the tape screaning Part 2 from Mallrats (1995) with Jason Lee, Brian O'Halloran

Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way...
is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me today of a nefarious plan of his...
to screw my girlfriend in a very uncomfortable place.
What?
Like the back of a Volkswagen?
And as he comes up here to-
Holy shit.
Well, without further ado, I'd like to present you with an accurate portrayal...
of the proprietor of Fashionable Male.
Now, Silent Bob.
I said now, Silent Bob!
When, Lord?
When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?
Now! Now, now, now!
Who's your favorite New Kid? Call me Joey.
Oh, yeah. Don't make me get loose. That's it.
Ah, yeah, call me Donny. Come on.
Ah, girl. Yeah, please don't go, girl.
Goddamn, this is one wacky game show.
Hey, that girl's only 15.
Oh, 15? I thought she was 36.
Come on, guys. Tell me you wouldn't have popped her.

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