Mallrats (1995): J and Silent Bob's Plan

The clip j and silent bob's plan from Mallrats (1995) with Jeremy London, Jason Lee

Now she's gonna be auctioned off on live TV from a mall.
Not a mall. The mall.
Show some respect. But it doesn't have to go down like that if we trash the thing.
There's a unique way of getting back in her good graces
ruining her father's show.
I can get somebody to do it for us.
We'll be blame-free and Brandi won't be able to do the show.
Who is this imaginary hatchet man?
Hatchet men.
Knock it off. Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Hey, Jay!
Brodie, man. Noochie-noochies.
And look at this shit. The mad, fat chick killer.
Can't believe how fast word travels in this town. What's he doing?
Shithead here watched Empire and Jedi and he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick.
Crazy fuck thinks he'll levitate shit with his thoughts. Knock it off!
The force is strong with this one.
Don't encourage him.
I was just telling T.S. we gotta find Jay and Silent Bob.
If there's any one that can help us out, it's the two guys who have less to do than us.
What is this shit? Everyone's looking for us today.
We're duckin' Tricia 'cause she wants to talk to Obi-Wan about her video setup.
Why him?
Silent Bob's an electrical genius.
He won the science fair in eighth grade...
by turning his mom's vibrator into a CD player using chicken wire and shit.
Motherfucker's like MacGyver
No, motherfucker's better than MacGyver! Knock it off!
It's that kind of smarts we need, right, Mopey?
Leave me out of this.
So we need you to embark on a little sabotage mission on behalf of T.S.'s love life.
Stage dive.
You know about this game show they got goin' on here?
We need you guys to somehow ensure that it doesn't happen.
Is that it? We were gonna do that anyway.
Why?
What else we gonna do? Silent Bob stole the schematic of the stage...
from some foolish carpenter and found a weakness, just like the fuckin' Death Star.

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