Uploaded on November 23, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip food court argument from Mallrats (1995) with Jeremy London, Jason Lee

But they're engaged.
Doesn't matter, it can't happen.
Why not? It's bound to come up.
It's impossible.
Lois could never have Superman's baby.
Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm?
I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.
What about her womb? You think it's strong enough to carry his child?
Sure. Why not?
He's an alien, for Christ's sake!
His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun.
If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach.
Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong-enough uterus to carry his kid.
Only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.
How is it I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi...
to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court?
Cookie stand is not part of the food court.
Of course it is.
The food court is downstairs; the cookie stand is upstairs.
We're not talking quantum physics here.
The cookie stand counts as an eatery; the eatery's part of the food court.
Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the square downstairs qualify as food court.
Anything outside of said designated square...
is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.
If you're gonna wax intellectual about the subject
Holy shit!
Wait here.
Where you going?
Chercher la femme.

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