Mallrats (1995): Meet Up

The clip meet up from Mallrats (1995) with Jason Lee, Jeremy London

You're a fickle broad, man.
Ah!
Holy shit. If it isn't mon frere.
The usual vault rules apply: Touch not, lest ye be touched.
You're such an anal retentive bastard.
I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but oh, no...
you wanted to play Little League instead.
What's that?
Like it? I framed it before you got here.
Oh, my God! Rene dumped you.
Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn for Sega.
Wow, look at this laundry list of complaints.
"You have no direction; no college ambition; no job prospect. "
It also says I have no dick, but you'll notice that follows the financial question...
proving once more what women really look for.
She calls you callow.
You say that like it's bad.
Well, it means "frightened and weak-willed. "
Really?
Shit. That was the only part of the letter I thought was complimentary.
Ah, well, you're lucky.
Unlike you, I didn't even get a letter with obscure adjectives.
What are you telling me here?
I, too, now am in the framing business.
Holy shit. Brandi dumped you?
Yeah.
Aren't you two supposed to go to Florida?
We should've left this morning.
Oh, it gets worse. I was gonna propose to her.
Where?
On the Universal tour.
You're kidding! What part?
When Jaws pops out of the water.
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard.
Well, too bad I'm not trying to marry you.
Let me ask you something. Did you ever fart in front of her?
Why do you ask?
I never farted in front of Rene, not once.
Then last week, I let one slip. Today, she dumps me.
You think that that's why Rene dumped you?

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