The clip the Things run around the house from Cat in the Hat (2003) with Brittany Oaks, Mike Myers
In this box are two Things. I will show them to you.
Two Things, and I call them Thing One and Thing Two.
These Things will not bite you. They want to have fun.
So without further ado,
meet Thing Two and Thing One!
Thing One, Conrad, Sally. Conrad, Sally, Thing One.
Thing Two, Conrad, Sally. Conrad, Sally, Thing Two.
Thing One, Thing Two. Thing Two, Thing One. Conrad, Sally. Sally, Conrad.
I am the Cat. Don't belittle me.
Ah, yes, of course.
Thing Two would like to clarify that just because he wears the number two...
does not imply in any way that he's inferior to Thing One.
And all of the above.
He says you may feel free to call him Thing "A," if you like.
He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite,
Chocolate Thun-Da... or Ben. Ben!
Thing One says he's Thing One for a reason,
and some people should just get used to it.
It's a Thing thing. You wouldn't understand.
You are quickly turning into one of my least favorite Things.
Listen, Convex, you probably don't wanna do that.
Why not? It's just a crate.
This isn't just any old crate.
It's the Trans-dimensional Transportolator.
It's kinda like a doorway which leads from this world to my world.
But it says, "Made in the Philippines. "
Yes, but not this Philippines.
Look, now, I'm not usually a rules guy, but this is a biggie.
No opening the crate.
No lookee, no touchee. Got it?
Mekka-dekka we should settle our differences.
Things, front and center!
All right, Things, I'm not paying you to stand around and look pretty.
The clip christmas-tree-attack-1 from Gremlins (1984) with Zach Galligan. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Neat! Are you all right? I think so.
The clip wheres-your-car-duude from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Steve Buscemi. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Where is your car? Who's got your undies, Walter? Where's your car, Dude? You don't know, Walter? It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it. You fuckin' know it's been stolen. Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. Oh, fuck it. Where you goin', Dude? I'm goin' home, Donny. Phone's ringing, Dude. Thank you, Donny. Green. Some, brown or... Rust coloration. And was there anything of value in the car? ...a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a... my briefcase. In the briefcase? .. papers. You know just papers. You know, my papers. Business papers. And what do you do, Sir? I'm unemployed. My rug was also stolen. Your rug was in the car? No, here.