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The clip Lawrence wants to send Conrad to military school from Cat in the Hat (2003) with Spencer Breslin, Alec Baldwin

You mean the Colonel Wilhelm Military Academy for Troubled Youth?
That's the one, Joan.
I'm not sure it's right for Conrad.
Oh, Joan, Joan.
Joan, Joan, Joan.
I have so much respect for you, Joan.
Single mother, career woman, raising two children on your own,
and still finding time to be the best darned real estate agent in town.
I know how hard it is, Joan.
It is hard. Oh... I know.
And I know how hard you're trying.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime proposition, and you must act now.
The Colonel Wilhelm Military Academy for Troubled Youth...
is what we call in the sales game a win-win scenario.
A top-flight military school, and it's only... eight hours away.
Oh, the phone.
I heard what you said.
I'm not going to military school, Larry.
Look, buddy,
I know I'm not your dad...
and this is probably really strange for you...
your neighbor's dating your mom.
But here's the thing, son. Come here.
I don't like you either.
But I'm gonna marry your mom.
And if it was up to me, you'd be at military school today.
I'm not going to military school. Ohh!
I think you're gonna love it.
It's just like summer camp,
except with brutal forced marches...
and soul-crushing discipline.
And one more thing... It's Lawrence, you snot-nosed son of a...
wonderful woman who I'm absolutely crazy about! Oww!
Gosh, I love children!
Oh, Joan, I didn't see you there.
Would you be a doll and help me bring up chairs from the basement?

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