The clip reading bad review from Hamlet 2 (2008) with Phoebe Strole, Skylar Astin
Hey, the reviews are in.
Read them quickly. It minimizes the pain.
"Are Dana Marschz's bi-yearly stagings of
"popular Hollywood films an ironic gesture,
"or is he just profoundly confused?
"To be fair,
"this year's Erin Brockovich accomplishes something quite astonishing."
"It manages to make last year's production
"of Mississippi Burning look sparkling by comparison."
What about the acting?
"It is perhaps best not to mention the acting.
"In the theater, actors endeavor to simulate human emotion.
"Rand Posin and Epiphany Sellars flap their lips
"and wave their arms like malfunctioning wind-up toys..."
Every trimester we get fisted by this guy!
I have so much anger.
I feel like I've been raped.
In the face!
The clip closing-in-on-the-castle from Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) with Eddie Marsan, Chris Hemsworth. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Release! (YELLS) Ready! Release! Release! COLL: Go, go, 90! The summit's breached! Back here, lads! Come on! Get back to it! Pull! Nion, get on that rope! COLL: Come on! Go on! BEITH: Quert! It's a massacre down there! Gort, on that rope! We must turn back!
The clip ravennas-death from Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) with Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. (GASPING) You can't have my heart. (EXHALES) (BELLS RINGING)