Orgazmo (1997): Trying to Hire Joe for Porn

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The clip trying to hire joe for porn from Orgazmo (1997)

That was brilliant!
You're terrific, kid. What's ...
The clip trying to hire joe for porn from Orgazmo (1997)

That was brilliant!
You're terrific, kid. What's your name?
Look, I didn't mean to hurt these people.
Oh, no, no, no. They had it comin' to them, the rotten bastards!
Why were you trying to hurt this man?
What is it that you wanted?
Well, I-I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Uh-huh.
And I want to share my love of Jesus with you.
Well, why didn't you say so? Come on in!
Really? Come on!
"I say untoyou, 'Nay, they are many.
Yea, and we can witness of their sincerity,
because of their love towards their brethren, and also towards us. "
So, you see, Jesus Christ spoke to prophets...
right here in the ancient Americas.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I dig that Jesus guy.
You do?. Oh, sure. The kids love him.
Happy Tart?. Oh, thank you.
Listen, kid. Mmm.
Have you ever considered acting?.
Me? Oh, yes. Actually, I majored in theater at B.Y.U.
Go on. Yeah.
Are you making a movie here?. Yeah.
And I want you to take over as the leading man in my film.
Me?
Really? Well, wow.
I still have another week of mission work to do, but--
Well, what kind of movie is it?. It's an action/adventure porno.
Porno? Like as in pornographic?
Well, yeah, but it's not like that. Oh.
Oh, I don't do those-- those kind of movies.
Look, kid. It's two days' work, and I'll give you $5,000.
Hey, you were only giving me 300. How's your finger, Chechechez?
I think it's better. I'm ready to go. Yeah?
Ow!
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