The clip The Swimsuit Preliminary from Miss Congeniality (2000) with Sandra Bullock
...and tests the grace, athleticism and poise...
...of each lovely woman.
The last time I was naked in public, I came out of a uterus.
I don't have breasts, my thighs- I should wear a muumuu.
I have avoided this experience all my life.
And here it is. You must achieve a Zen-like state.
Listen to your breathing, feel your heart...
...think of the Dalai Lama.
Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama...
I would have to say, world peace.