Half Baked (1998): Samson Kills Killer Part 3

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The clip Samson Kills Killer Part 3 from Half Baked (1998) with Jim Breuer, Dave Chappelle

What if The Guy...
The clip Samson Kills Killer Part 3 from Half Baked (1998) with Jim Breuer, Dave Chappelle

What if The Guy did it?
No way. You think?
Yo?
Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog?
I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do.
Samson did this shit, yo.
Mr. Nice Guy, Party Accessories.
Well, did you get my message?
Who is this? This is Samson, smarty-pants.
Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister.
Samson, this is Sheila. Mama fell...
Shut up, bitch!
You tell Mr. Nice Guy to get his Jamaican ass...
over to my place at 3:00 tomorrow!
Now, you don't want me to get ugly. No, sir.
Shit. All right. I'll tell 'em.
Oh, my God.
We're in a lot of trouble.
Scarface, perhaps you could help me.
Why do you think Samson thinks that Mr. Nice Guy's a Jamaican?
Oh, 'cause I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo.
Why? I just thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head.
We're in a lot of trouble, guys.
We have a meeting with Samson tomorrow at 3:00. Where are we gonna get a Jamaican?
I'll pretend I'm Jamaican, man.
Yeah.
You have smoked yourself retarded.
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