Half Baked (1998): Getting Mary Jane Back

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The clip Getting Mary Jane Back from Half Baked (1998) with Dave Chappelle, Rachel True

We'll get back to ...
The clip Getting Mary Jane Back from Half Baked (1998) with Dave Chappelle, Rachel True

We'll get back to that in a second.
But meanwhile I hadn't seen Mary Jane in, like, a week.
I couldn't stop thinkin' about her, man. I missed her.
Then I started thinkin' about the fact that she was the only girl I slept with in five years.
Then I started thinkin' about the girl I slept with before Mary Jane.
I had to get Mary Jane back.
What do you want?
I want you back, Mary Jane.
I miss you. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back.
I can't quit sellin' it yet, but I'll quit smokin' it.
If that's what you want, then- then I'll change for you.
Heard that before. Said that before.
But this time I mean it. I'm gonna come back here. I'm gonna be clean.
I'm gonna be sober. There's no more weed, no more nothin'.
Mary Jane, you'll see. I'll be back. I'll be a changed man.
There's a new Thurgood Jenkins today.
I love you.
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