Uploaded on October 23, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip Robbing gone wrong from Half Baked (1998) with Dave Chappelle, Jim Breuer

I didn't say the alarm would be off.
I said it never locked. Well, hurry, yo!
You guys, wait up!
Oh.
Hold up!
Isn't that Thurgood, the custodian? Yeah.
Want me to call the cops? No. This is too much fun.
Right over here! Come on!
I hope there's some left.
Maui Wowie!
I never seen this much weed in my life! Let's go!
Come on, man!
Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head.
Yo, I'm gonna make a run for it, B.
Just get down, man.
At least Brian got away, yo.
Whoa! My nads! Oh!
Hey, thank God, man!
Get down on your knees with your hands behind your head!
Move in.

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