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The clip Thurgus Meets Samson from Half Baked (1998) with Clarance Williams III, Dave Chappelle
Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Nice Guy.
Welcome to my lair.
Well, now. Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Well, you know, I be from Jamaica, man. Lord have mercy.
What part of Jamaica?
Right near the beach- Boy
I think you're bullshitting me.
Samson Simpson, I stick by my story!
I'm from Jamaica.
If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat? Hmm?
get me 814.
What the fuck is 814?
Oh! I'm sorry, y'all. I don't want to be the first nigger to die from a crossbow.
You know, I have been Iying to you.
I'm sorry. Samson, I'm sorry. Okay?
WeWe just started this because our friend got locked up.
Brother, you know how that is. We had to get him outta jail.
Now this is what's gonna happen.
You make about 40,000, 50,000 a week.
Shit. I wish.
Well, I want half,
$20,000 a week, or you're dead!
Twenty thousand seems fair. That seems fair, right guys? It's fair.
The clip the-feral-kid-wants-to-go-with-max from Mad Max 2 (1981) with Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Get out, kid. Come on, get out of here. Go on, get out. Scat. Get out.
The clip failing-to-convince-max-to-stay from Mad Max 2 (1981) with Michael Preston, Mel Gibson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. I told you, he's leaving. What did I tell you? Look, he's leaving. Look, I don't have time for long speeches. I want you to drive the tanker. Sorry. We had a contract. I kept my part of the bargain. We'll make a new contract. I've got all I need here. You don't have a future. I could offer you that. Rebuild our lives. Max... ...buy a ticket for 2,000 miles. You have to come, sonny. This is where we're going. Paradise. Two thousand miles from here. Fresh water, plenty of sunshine. Nothing to do but breed. No, thanks. What is it with you, huh? What are you looking for? Come on, Max, everyone's looking for something. You happy out there, are you? Wandering? One day blurring into another? You're a scavenger, Max. You're a maggot. Do you know that? You're living off the corpse of the old world. Tell me your story. Come on, tell me your story. What burned you out? Kill one man too many? See too many people die? Lose some family? Oh, so that's it. You lost some family. That make you something special, does it? Listen to me.