The clip More Types Of Smokers from Half Baked (1998) with Dave Chappelle, Janeane Garofalo
We kept pluggin' away with the weed deliveries,
and we kept meetin' different kinds of smokers, like this lady.
She's an "I'm Only Creative If I Smoke" smoker. Hi.
She believes weed, and only weed, brings out the artist in her.
Would you like to hear some of my poetry? Not really.
You really should.
I have killed. I have helped kill.
I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I.
I must seek Buddha. I must seek Christ.
You must seek therapy. That's what I would go with, but that's my own...
The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around,
especially when it comes to reefer.
Hey, man, we're out of papers.
All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
We don't have a corkscrew.
All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
And then you got your straight-up potheads. Ooh!
You can spot these people by their lack of motivation,
mood swings, forgetfulness and, of course, the dreaded low sperm count.
I don't know which one of these categories we fall into, but I'll tell you this:
We ain't no goddamn potheads.
The clip closing-in-on-the-castle from Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) with Eddie Marsan, Chris Hemsworth. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Release! (YELLS) Ready! Release! Release! COLL: Go, go, 90! The summit's breached! Back here, lads! Come on! Get back to it! Pull! Nion, get on that rope! COLL: Come on! Go on! BEITH: Quert! It's a massacre down there! Gort, on that rope! We must turn back!
The clip ravennas-death from Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) with Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. (GASPING) You can't have my heart. (EXHALES) (BELLS RINGING)