The clip Thurgood and Mary Jane Meet from Half Baked (1998) with Guillermo Diez, Dave Chappelle
They gonna kill him in there, yo.
Hey, lady. Miss, is this your purse?
Yes. I'm sexy.
I'm a scholar.
People like me. Give it to me.
Bye. Hey, where you goin'?
I'm leaving. Well, uh, can I leave with ya?
And your name is?
Mary Jane. Really?
Yes. So what's up with this?
Is that your work uniform? Nah, this is my costume.
Tomorrow I'll be a cowboy, the day after that an Indian.
Every day of the week, I dress up like a different Village Person.
It's a thing I'm into.
Nah, I'm a custodian. So, what are you here for?
Possession of narcotics. Wow.
My father's a drug dealer. Wow, that must've been the shit.
It ruined his life. That must've been shitty.
I don't do drugs. Drugs make me sick.
They're bad for your body. Up with hope, down with dope.
Thurgood. Come on, man. We gotta go.
Get on the train. Toke up before we go to work.
Yo, let's go, B.
What are you doing, man? Bouncy. Body.
Is that Prell? Do you use Prell?
Yeah. That's what I'm talkin' about.
Hey, guys. Meet Mary Jane.
That's what he's sayin'. We wanna burn one.
No, no. This is Mary Jane.
Meet her. Say hello to her. Shake her hand even.
Oh, my fault. What's up? Hi.
All right. Hey.
Listen, do you guys need a ride? I have a car.
You don't have to take the subway. Wow, you smoke?
No, my grandmother died of lung cancer. I'm sorry to hear that.
Well, that's all the more reason to toke up, man. Ease the pain.
Ah! What I'm talkin' about.
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