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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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  By metaops

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The clip showing and interview for a new flat from The Lonely Guy (1984)

What a view, and you can almost see the river!
See, this has the pacing room i need. I'm working on a novel.
This apartment could really be my friend. I'll take this.
All right, fine, but before you can sign the lease,
there are a few questions i'd like to ask.
What?
"Do you have any dogs, cats, children, or friends of ethnic extraction?
"Do you ever get personal phone calls after midnight?
"Do you go to dinner with people in show business?
"Do you ever put substances up your nose or any other open bodily passage?
Is there anyone in your acquaintance who has a sexually communicable disease?"
No dogs, no cats, no children, no foreign friends.
No late phone calls, no show business dinners, no disgusting substances.
No acquaintances with sexually communicable diseases.
Except that uncle harry once developed a rash after an affair with a waitress,
but he covered it with a tattoo of a dragon so nobody would notice.
Thank you very much. That seems satisfactory.
You can move in the day after tomorrow. You'll fit in very well.
Thank you. You wanna go to dinner?
I'm a man.