Screwed (2000): Rusty and Willard Are Arrested

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The clip rusty and willard are arrested from Screwed (2000) Get me out of here! The pain! I got a medical ...
The clip rusty and willard are arrested from Screwed (2000) Get me out of here! The pain! I got a medical condition. All right, Fillmore. Time to talk. My dick hurts! I want the truth. What's your connection to Rusty P. Hayes? I've known Rusty my whole life. Our mothers were in church choir together. I don't even know this chauffeur guy, all right? The first time I seen him was in my restaurant, two weeks ago. Last night, like every week, I called up Rusty... ...and told him to come and watch Monday Night Football. Last night was Thursday. Yeah. I'm sorry. It wasn't Monday Night Football. It was Oprah. Last night, I get this call to make a delivery... ...to this Wilbur guy. You mean, Willard. Yeah, right. Willard. So anyway, I drive up to this mansion in my chicken delivery truck. You know your truck was impounded at the airport earlier that day? It was? Yeah, right. No, I was on foot. So anyway, the doorbell rings, and it's the kidnappers! So, they started chasing us. And then Miss Crock, I remember she showed up. She ran in, and she'd just been taking a bath, so she was nude. Of course, naturally, this upset everybody. Gunshots started going off, man. The windows was exploding, I heard screaming. So, I run to my truck as fast as I can. I mean, I run away because I was scared. Chip Oswald says you hit him over the head with a desk lamp. No, he's mistaken. He's mistaken. That was not me. So, Rusty's got this desk lamp and he's beating the hell out of Chip.
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