Screwed (2000): Willard Decides to Ask for a Bigger Ransom

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Sources say that Fillmore moved to Pittsburgh at the age ofsix.
Here's the thing. I hardly knew Willard.
Police say ifyou have any information, call the Piehunt Hotline at 1-800-
How did this get so big?
Rusty, we gotta turn ourselves in.
How? They think you're the victim.
Shit! You have to be really dumb to accidentally kidnap yourself.
Wait a minute. This is all gonna get pinned on me!
You gotta get un-kidnapped! You gotta escape!
The kidnappers go out to dinner, you chew through the ropes, you get away.
Yeah, that's good. That's good, but it should be real.
There was a struggle and I got all bruised and beat up!
This is an airtight alibi.
Here. Let me help you.
Good.
You like that, right?
Yeah, wait a minute.
What?
I got an idea.
What are we worried about? Why don't I just stay kidnapped?
Why?
It makes perfect sense.
Instead of them paying $1 million for Muffin, they pay it for me.
Why would somebody pay $1 million for you?
'Cause I'm a man. Muffin's a dog.
Yeah, but he got a pedigree.
Gimme a break, I'm better than he is!
Come on! I'm better than a dog!
I'm five times better.
"$5 million. "
It's repugnant.
It's like a rising stock.
Why did he jump from one to five?

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