Screwed (2000): Willard Contemplates Revenge on Miss Crock

The clip Willard contemplates revenge on miss crock from Screwed (2000)

Santa Claus must be stopped.
There will be no Christmas this year.
You got that right.
You're not gonna believe this.
The old grinch is gonna fire me.
It's ridiculous. Why would someone fire their slave?
Because she's mean. She picked Christmas Day to do it.
Damn! You need revenge.
Revenge! We need revenge!
Revenge! We need revenge!
Let's kidnap Santa Claus. We'll break into his toy shop and seize him!
Maybe those moon men are...
... onto something.
You mean we should kidnap Santa?
Wait a minute. Why don't we just kidnap Miss Crock?
No, it's crazy.
No, that's brilliant!
We'll grab Granny and hold her ass for ransom.
And if they don't pay, we start hacking off her fingers.
First her thumb, then her pointer...
...then her little nasty finger.
What are you talking about?
We're not criminals. You fry chicken, I drive a car.
When that money comes rolling in, I'll go crazy, man!
I'll laminate my menus.
Shut up, okay?
We know nothing about kidnapping an old lady.
But what about her dog?
You mean Biscuit?
No, Muffin.
Yeah, she loves him more than anything in the world.
I bet she'd pay plenty for that old bag of fleas.
Yeah, I bet she'd pay $1 million.

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