1941 (1979): Combat Readiness

The clip combat readiness from 1941 (1979)

You can quit gettin' all dolled up. We're not goin' to any dance.
What ?
We've just been posted on combat readiness.
Combat readiness ?
We gotta play wet nurse to Lulabelle tonight.
Combat readiness ? Sarge, this is Hollywood !
Hollywood, is it, Foley ? I guess they didn't tell you Lana Turner's coming by...
to keep us all company tonight.
Where's Sitarski ? That goldbrick !
If he went AWOL, I'll ream his ass !
Hey, Sitarski, you meatball !
This here right here.
I want that there bunk right there by the door !
I don't want none of them Asian enemies sneakin' up on me...
while I'm in here asleep !
My name is Ogden Johnson Jones.
I ain't gonna enjoy it here, but I got orders that say I's supposed to be here.
And orders is orders. Is there anybody in here that don't like it ?
Gimme a jar of that white stencil paint.
Now then, Ogden, I know you're gonna like it here.
There's a few rules you gotta abide by.
For example, down here, sir, you'll notice...
this white line, which is the Mason-Dixon line.
That is the north; this is the south. Don't ever cross over there.
Well, I'm from Tennessee and I'm goin' home to visit my relatives.
That's always nice, but this is Mississippi. Don't ever cross there.
Yeah ? Well, I wanna pick magnolia flowers.
Oh-ho ! Magnolias, you say.
Well, you wouldn't dare cross the Mexican border, would you ?
Well, hola and a si, si, si to you.
Ah, I knows !
Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk ! White flag. I surrender. Bye-bye.
It never fails, you know. Those guys are idiots.
Aaaah !

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