Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998): Preparing For The Robbery

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The clip Preparing For The Robbery from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) with Vinnie Jones, Sting...
The clip Preparing For The Robbery from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) with Vinnie Jones, Sting

I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock.
But let me tell you how this can be resolved
by you, the good father.
Go on.
He likes your bar.
Yes.
He wants your bar.
And?
D'you want me to draw you a picture?
Look, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole.
This is my bar. It's got nothing to do with him.
What, and I care?
Remember, you do have the luxurious advantage
of being able to sustain your son's life.
And you do have a reputation -
so I'll choose my words very carefully.
You tell Harry to go fuck himself.
Now...
I'll put that down to shock.
Only once.
Only once can I, or shall I, let you get away with that.
Your son's got three days to find half a mill.
But make up your mind which you prefer -
your bar... or your son.
Plank goes in first.
There's a cage, but it's never locked, is it, Plank?
Never.
You don't wanna be...
All right, once he's got himself set, he gets the rest of us in.
Now we'll get nasty with a couple of'em, shit 'em up, ok, or whatever.
Now these wankers shouldn't give us any problems.
Like any cowboys
there'll be a few tools lying around.
When the job's done, we come straight back here and unload.
And Robert's your father's brother.
Everyone savvy?
Sweet.
Have a look at these.
And what are we supposed to do with these?
Put them on your head, stupid.
Christ!
If you think I'm gonna turn up there clean-shaven,
and greet them with a grin on my face, you've got another think coming.
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