Burn After Reading (2008): Greek Othodox Priest

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Absolut Saketini, please.
Just a Tab.
But if...
The clip greek othodox  priest from Burn After Reading (2008)

Absolut Saketini, please.
Just a Tab.
But if I could get an advance on my salary,
I could at least get the surgery ball rolling.
Whoa! There's a payroll company, you know.
They don't just advance people money.
They just don't do that.
I mean, sure, I could say, "Yes, I authorize it," but that's not going to mean anything to them.
Then why do they have us on this cockamamie health plan?
I need those surgeries, Ted.
You're a beautiful woman. You don't...
I have gone just about as far as I can go with this body.
I think it's a beautiful...
It's not a phony-baloney Hollywood body.
That's right, Ted. I would be laughed out of Hollywood.
I have very limited breasts, a ginormous ass, and I've got this gut that swings back and forth in front of me like a shopping cart with a bent wheel.
You know, there's a lot of guys that like you just the way you are.
Yeah. Losers.
I don't know. I mean, am I a loser? Ted.
You know, I wasn't always a manager at Hardbodies.
Let me tell you...
Let me show you something.
Is that you?
Fourteen years, a Greek Orthodox priest. Congregation in Chevy Chase.
That's a good job! What happened? Mmm-hmm.
It's a long story.
Anyway, in many ways, I'm a lot happier now.
My point is...
My point is, it's a journey.
That's my point. I don't want to stay where I am.
I want to find someone to share my journey.
Well, you know, sometimes, if you don't look in your own back yard...
I know. That's why I started this Internet dating.
Uh-huh. But what I'm saying is maybe, you know, you don't have to...
Look, Ted, I know that you can't authorize an advance on my salary, but you could put in a request, can't you?
It's not going to do any good, Linda.
Ted, have you ever heard of the power of positive thinking?
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