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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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The clip the pick or Shovel from Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955) with Marie Windsor, Bud Abbott

Have you seen the professor? The professor is not a professor.
He's right in there with the whole gang.
And he's gonna kill us, right after the celebration of Klaris.
No wonder he had no trouble finding this place.
Charlie! Josef!
Where did they come from?
We've been double-crossed. Semu is the leader of the followers of Klaris.
He brought me here to kill me.
So we kill him, before he kills you.
Then we steal Klaris and get the treasure.
Take these tools. Go behind those rocks and dig a hole.
Somebody's gonna get buried.
You fellows stand on either side of that opening.
The professor has a surprise coming.
Lou, this looks like a soft spot to dig.
Here, I'll help you. Give me one of those implements.
Here, take your pick. There.
Wait. Hold it, that's a shovel. Here's the pick over here.
Well, I picked the shovel. The shovel is my pick.
No, this is a pick. This is a shovel.
That is what I picked, is the shovel.
How can the shovel be the pick?
Look, if I had wanted a pick, I would've picked the pick.
But instead, I picked the shovel, because the shovel is my pick.
In other words, you don't want to pick the pick, because the pick is a pick...
and a shovel isn't the pick of your pick, the pick...
the pick, the shovel isn't the pick.
Now you've got it. Now I got it. I don't even know...
what I'm talking about.
You still don't understand, do you? No.
Here, look. Now you take your pick.
There you are. Now the pick is your pick!
Let's try it again now. Now, come on, you take your pick.
You took the shovel! Here's the pick, over here!
All right, please. Come on, dig a hole here.
We're in enough trouble as it is, Lou.
Now dig your hole there.