The clip porch monkey Part 2 from Clerks II (2006) with Wanda Sykes, Earthquake
What? Porch monkeys?
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
I want my money back right now.
Of course. Um, you know what?
Here, take this on us.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not eating something that
was cooked by some cracker-ass hate-monger.
Baby, you can't taste racism.
What racism? Porch monkeys?!
You little mother...
Calm down, champ.
It ain't worth it.
You're lucky my husband doesn't
jump across this counter and knock your teeth in.
Yeah, baby, why?
I mean, ain't like he called us porch monkeys.
Baby, stop hitting on me!
See, the judge told you about that.
You got to stop putting your hands on people.
Here, take this. This is your money.
Please, take the food on us.
I'm gonna write to the paper about this,
and all y'all getting fired up in here.
I'm gonna take the food.
Thank you very much.
Fuckin' porch monkey...
Thanks. Come again.
Don't leave me, baby!
Are you out of your fucking mind?!
What?! What's the big deal?
Since when is it a crime to say "porch monkey"?
Oh, I don't know... since forever!
Because "porch monkey"
is a racial slur against black people.
No, it's not. "Nigger" is.
Did Randal just call Mr. Dante a nigger?
Shut up, Elias!
I didn't just call Dante a nigger.
I just said that "nigger" is a racial slur.
So is "porch monkey"!
Oh, it is not.
Coon, spook, spade, moolie, jiggaboo, nignug...
those are racial slurs.
"Porch monkey" is not.
I am going to pretend like this conversation
Elias, go pick up that fucking mess,
and you are this close to getting shit-canned!
Fuckin' shoot me now.
What are you doing?!
Are you trying to get fired?
Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?
The clip having-a-plan from Love Actually (2003) with Bill Nighy, Liam Neeson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. You know I love Christmas, I always will My mind's made up, the way that I feel There's no beginning, there'll be no end Cos on Christmas you can depend Daniel. I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me. Well, girls love musicians, don't they? Uh-huh. Even the weird ones get girlfriends. That's right. Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once. For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl. Whatever. There's this big concert... at the end of term and Joanna's in it. I thought if I was in the band... and played superbly, she might fall in love with me. What do you think? I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar. Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. I don't play a musical instrument? Yes, sir. A tiny, insignificant detail. (Loud, repetitive snare hits)... (Sugababes: Too Lost In You) You look into my eyes I go out of my mind
The clip sarah-meets-with-her-brother from Love Actually (2003) with Emma Thompson, Emma Thompson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Have you been watching stuff on TV? Yeah. Every night. - Good. And every day. The nurses are trying to kill me. Nobody's trying to kill you, babe. Thank you. Don't do that, my darling. Thank you. Don't do that. (Dog barking in distance)