Clerks II (2006): Kinky Kelly


Uploaded on November 13, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip Kinky Kelly from Clerks II (2006) with Jason Mewes, Jeff Anderson

Just maybe...
Naughty girls need love, too...
Don't worry. Chick's coming.
I've been told time and time again
That you can't treat love like a game...
Any second, the chick's coming.
But I play rough with hearts that never mend
'Cause some guys like you do the same
Love was just a four-letter word
Never heard, how absurd...
Any minute now.
How could it be?
But now I can't believe this is real
How I feel, now you steal
My heart away from me
Used to be so good and so bad
Sex was something I just had...
Wow, that guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.
Uh, Randal?!
Where the fuck's the chick?
Baby, don't let me be misunderstood
Temporary love's so bad...
Yo, Freddie fucking Mercury, where's Kelly?
Then along came you...
Right here.
Now I know it's true...
I thought that's the sexy stud.
I'm the sexy stud.
Then came you...
But this donkey's a dude.
Kelly can be a guy's name, too. Hey!
Yes, it's true
I'm in love with you
And believe it, baby
This time, your love won't get away...
Due to some nomenclature confusion,
there's not gonna be any chick.
Well, who the fuck's gonna blow the donkey?
Ooh, it's only you I adore

Clerks II, Kinky Kelly, Jason Mewes, Jeff Anderson, AnyClip, Zak Knutson, Entertainment


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