Uploaded on November 28, 2011 by AnyClip

The clip (The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs from Hairspray (2007) with Hayley Podschun, Nikki Blonsky

Proceed.
# Are you scared we're on live? #
# No, I'm sure I can cope #
# Well, this show isn't broadcast in #
# Cinemascope #
# I never drank one chocolate malt #
# No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs #
# This one will never get a date #
# In those hand-me-down clothes #
# Ha! Kid, she'll never get a date till Daddy buys her a new nose #
# I would say "Oy, gevalt" #
# If I wasn't Miss Baltimore Crabs #
# Do you dance like you dress? #
# Amber, there's no need to be cruel #
# Would you swim in an integrated pool? #
I sure would.
I'm all for integration.
It's the new frontier!
Not in Baltimore, it isn't.
And may I be frank?
# First impressions can be tough #
# And when I saw you, I knew it #
# If your size weren't enough #
# Your last answer just blew it #
# And so, my dear, so short and stout #
# You'll never be in #
# So we're kicking you out #
# With your form and your face #
# Aw, well, it isn't your fault #
# You're just down with a case #
# Of Miss Baltimore Crabs #
Uh, you may go.
Um... Thank you?
I think they secretly liked you.

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